Vasudha Pande

Just wondering…

Posted by: Vasudha on: November 29, 2009

Why does everything have to be a clear-cut, black-and-white issue?

Guess what I’ve been doing for the past two hours.

Posted by: Vasudha on: November 28, 2009

Making, editing, and deleting lists. [Also, making lists of lists.]

Why do I keep finding new ways to waste time online?

The best advice for when you’re brooding.

Posted by: Vasudha on: November 28, 2009

Don’t breed, Vasudha.

- Best Friend, over the phone

Someone make it stop.

Posted by: Vasudha on: November 24, 2009

Something’s wrong with me. I just can’t stop laughing.

And now my classmates think I’m crazy. Or, worse, in love.

Don’t they ever run out of beautiful people?

Posted by: Vasudha on: November 21, 2009

Slightly bewildered at how we’re all broken down into jagged little pieces, and smashed into each other, in similar ways. GrabWreckCollideExplode.

CrashSlamBang. It’s always like that. With everyone.

And then, someone you’ve only known for four months — and never paid attention to [does admiring their mathematical skills count?] — goes and does something that reduces you to silence. And you’re left wondering how a damaged person could be so damn beautiful.

Now everyone knows about our super-secret blog! :P

Posted by: Vasudha on: November 20, 2009

If that blog goes public, don’t even think for a second. Go and slit that wrist of yours! I’ll be doing the same over here.

- Best Friend

Why I Love Mystery Google

Posted by: Vasudha on: November 18, 2009

  • i just found three midgets in my closet
  • Text this number and tell her shes dating a ninja: 231-884-3309
  • BATMANS GONNA EAT YOUR ASS
  • jeeda loves to hurt white people
  • Last week, my teacher overheard us talking about how much we hate assignments. The next day, he told us that all our assignments will now be called Fluffy Bunnies. Why? Because you can\’t hate a Fluffy Bunny.
  • REPENT SINNER!!!!
  • Chuck Norris sees you
  • i was in bed with your mom last night
  • if mr. crab is a crab, then why is pearl a whale?
  • you need a bath
  • miley cyrus is the root of all evil
  • twilight = movie for douches
  • i like platypuses. platypusi? whatever, i like the plural form of platypus.
  • type in something i dont know about, plz and thanks
  • Make a Christian mad, hug a witch
  • Do you really have nothing better to do?
  • im a zombie. dont worry i eat brains- you have none
  • will i get a date soon
  • by reading this you have given me brief control over your mind

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